Let’s face it…nobody’s partner wants to find out there’s “another woman…”

Unless of course, it’s me, and I am navigating a shopping spree for your S.O.
From Bauble Bar to Cartier, an escpade to Rio or a ride on an elephant in Thailand….I can make it happen…all in the most clandestine way, without you lifting a finger.

So, maybe it’s time for an affair to spice up your relationship…the affair with the other woman you’ve been dreaming of … the one who does your shopping.

Fill out the intake form on your boo, and we will take it from there.
Looking forward to sliding into your dms…with a shopping bag!

Let’s work together.

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Experience & Specialties

  • Baubles, Bangles & Beads

    “You can always tell what kind of person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.” -Audrey Hepburn

    Ain’t that the truth.

    But, that doesn’t mean they always get it right .

    Your partner sees you as J_lo on tour with Pitt Bull and you relate to Caroline Ingalls going to church in Walnut Grove.

    Either way, you need help..
    That’s what I’m here for.

    Whether we strip down Cartier, or Macy’s 20% off diamond studs, the world is your jewelry store, and with the help of you and our online form, your S.O. will be thinking you’re a changed “man.”

    Little does she know…
    You’ve got a secret.

  • Wanderlust 2.0

    “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.” -Yogi Berra

    I always thought about it..luggage gets really beat up..if you’re doing it right, that is.

    Why pay for a dressed up LV just to see it beat up.

    But then again, vacation brings out the wanderlust and dreamscape in all of us.

    From Rome to Rhodesia, Prague to Podunk, not everyone dreams the same.

    And, if you haven’t noticed, my last name is synonymous with travel..Italy and beyond…way beyond.

    I can make those romantic getaways unforgettable, even for the most serious glamper. I mean, wow, look at Beth Dutton…she had it all going on on a ranch in the middle of Montana.

    Together, we can create the surprise getaway of a lifetime, or if your partner hates surprises, we can unsurprise them too…a little input never hurt nobody.

    Fill out the intake form and let your second honeymoon and sexy dreams take flight…

    Perillos can do anything.

  • The Perfect Closet

    “I have no sympathy for anyone who gets thin enough to be buried in pleats.” - -Joan Rivers reaction to Karen Carpenter’s passing.

    Ok, Joan, “Can WE Talk?”

    This was a brow raising chuckle from a lot of woman out there who probably found Joan so extremely, dysfunctionally rancid, but who chortled at her bitchiness, because, well, it was funny.

    I didn’t say respectful.

    Not everyone wears the same, beau brummels it the same, jiggles it the same, twerks it the same or pulls it off the same.

    Remember “Who wore it Better…”
    It’s not about “better..”
    It’s about right.
    Personal fit and style.

    Pleats are not part of this curvy Italian’s wardrobe, but your partner may be able to pull them off flawlessly.

    Maybe your S.O considers Lilly Pulitzer a sex symbol whereas another S.O wants a pop up shop from Shein complete with a Skimz chaser and an autographed pic of the Kardashian sisters. All complete with a round of Lemme gummies.

    Whatever you think your person would love on their body…or off, is for you to know, me to find out, and The Other Woman